Hooked On The Horns
hooked on the horns
when a dipper(person who does smokless tobacco)can’t stand the taste or smell of longhorn, but the price keeps bringing him back for more.
ex.
danny- dude, i’m hooked on the horns
pat- bad hit man, you okay?
danny- nope, i feel like death.
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