Hooker Bomb
variation of the “trucker bomb.” a projectile spent rubber. while it need not be filled with baby-batter and fresh from a hooker’s mudflaps, the following criteria must be met: it must be a condom, the reservoir must be filled with some sort of suggestible fluid, and it must be tied off. also, the t-ss-r should yell “hooker bomb!” before throwing it at some unsuspecting bystander. the person throwing the hooker bomb should avoid condoms with spermicide if he wishes to write something on said bomb a la “fat man” or “big boy.”
oh man, that “hooker bomb” had aids written all over it. with a sharpie marker.
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