Hooker Cards


advertis-m-nts in the form of trading cards that you receive in vegas while walking down the strip.
flick, flick, flick, flick … flick, flick, flick, flick.

tourist: “what’s that sound?”
mexican: “ladies, smoke, week, blow, strip club?”
tourist: “how about a pile of those hooker cards?”
mexican: flick, flick, flick, flick … flick, flick, flick, flick.

tourist 2: “what’s that sound?”

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