hooker-clown
a woman wearing too much makeup which gives off the appearance of a mix between a rodeo clown and a prost-tute.
news reporter: michele bachmann looked like a hooker clown during the first round of debates
guy 1: you see that girl across the bar with the heavy eyeliner and red lipstick?
guy 2:yeah! she totally looks like a hooker-clown.
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