hooker heels
a type of women’s shoe that communicates a very s-xy, yet trashy overall appearance and body language. they generally add a certain sashay sway to the booty when walking.
stilleto heels over 3″ or clear platform shoes automatically qualify.
1. (sarcastically) “dude, where’d you pick up that lady?”
“sh-t dawg, you see those hooker heels? baby got bread!”
1. (homegrrl walks in on crutches)
“daaaammnnn beezee, what happen?”
“took a header off my hooker heels last night and sprained my ankle foo!”
another name for a person that does not get any action during s-x. they are thrown to the side once the action starts, much like hooker heels.
gavin, you were such a pair of hooker heels last night, you didn’t even get a turn.
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