Hooker Jacked
when you pick up a hooker and get it on, then if you fall asleep she cleans out your wallet and takes off.
pete went out got himself a ho then p-ssed out, when he woke up in the morning his wallet was empty and he was stranded at the mustang ranch, poor pete got hooker jacked.
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