hookers ear
hooker’s ear is an infection of the outer ear structures. it typically occurs in prost-tutes. the cause of the infection is an above normal amount of seminal fluid being trapped in the ear c-n-l. when too much seminal fluid is trapped in the ear c-n-l, bacteria that normally inhabit the skin and ear c-n-l multiply rapidly, causing infection and irritation of the ear c-n-l. if the infection progresses it may involve the outer ear.
jim “what is all that yellow bubbling goo flowing out of that my mom’s ear? that’s gross.”
tom “oh, that’s the worst case of hookers ear i’ve ever seen. jim, tell your mom i’m sorry.”
2 more definitions
hooker’s ear is an infection of the outer ear structures. it typically occurs in prost-tutes. the cause of the infection is an above normal amount of seminal fluid being trapped in the ear c-n-l. when too much seminal fluid is trapped in the ear c-n-l, bacteria that normally inhabit the skin and ear c-n-l multiply rapidly, causing infection and irritation of the ear c-n-l. if the infection progresses it may involve the outer ear.
jim “what is all that yellow bubbling goo flowing out of that my mom’s ear? that’s gross.”
tom “oh, that’s the worst case of hookers ear i’ve ever seen. jim, tell your mom i’m sorry.”
hooker’s ear is an infection of the outer ear structures. it typically occurs in prost-tutes. the cause of the infection is an above normal amount of seminal fluid being trapped in the ear c-n-l. when too much seminal fluid is trapped in the ear c-n-l, bacteria that normally inhabit the skin and ear c-n-l multiply rapidly, causing infection and irritation of the ear c-n-l. if the infection progresses it may involve the outer ear.
jim “what is all that yellow bubbling goo flowing out of that my mom’s ear? that’s gross.”
tom “oh, that’s the worst case of hookers ear i’ve ever seen. jim, tell your mom i’m sorry.”
Read Also:
- hatchet gash
another name for the female s-x organ, p-ssy aka slit,poohtang,v-g-n-oohhh that last one sounds nasty! my friend jeff said that lisa’s hatchet gash was so big he had to strap a 2×4 plank to his -ssto keep from falling in! lisa huge -ss hatchet gash smells like dead fish smothered in -ss!
- Italian geyser
when you c-m not only in a girls mouth but also on her t-ts. vito: hey did u hear that tony gave kayla an italian geyser! mick: wow, she must have had a fun cleaning job after that. vito: h-ll yeah.
- Dialed Up
to get charged, revved, pumped up, tweeked she was rubbing my inner thigh in a soft circular motion and i got to be all dialed up.
- Dick Fuel
large amounts of cheap alcohol that will fuel you with s-xual desires and allow you to easily get laid. warning: d-ck fuel may turn you into an -sshole and it may also lead you in the pursuit of grenades. achilles: patroklos we need to get some d-ck fuel for tonight. patroklos: yea definitely, d-ck fuel […]
- Dick-Induced Asthma
when a person experiences asthma symptoms, such as coughing and/or wheezing, during or after the act of f-ll-t–. guy 1: hey man, want to suck my d-ck? guy 2: i’d love to but i have d-ck-induced asthma.