Hookhike
the act of hitchhiking that involves some sort of s-xual favor to reach a predetermined destination.
guy #1: hey man how did you get here? i thought you said that your pockets were dry.
guy #2: they are man, i had to hookhike all the way over here.
guy #1: hookhike?
guy #2: yeah man this cougar that lives next door gave me a ride but i had to give that old hag a good ol’ m-ff dive, and boy was her beaver hairy.
guy #1: gross.
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