Hooky Hamser
1) when a gentleman loves his partner very much, he demonstrates his affection by warming a bowl of mashed potato to 40 degrees celsius. he then proceeds to feed the pony with a handful of aforementioned warm potato. should this gesture be rejected, he lovingly smears potato on his fist and hook-punches her in the growler – this is also known as an angry hamser.
2) sheikh abu hamsa al masri (brap)
melvin was out in hemel with this older chick the other night. upon realising he actually really liked this girl, he decided to take her back to his mum’s and perform a hooky hamser on her in the garden after warming the mash.
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