hooman
a fun loving guy who can be a little crazy at times…and also a little sl-tty.
d-mn, that’s the third chick hooman hooked with this week!
a man with a very giant p-n-s.
hey i dont think i can go to work today…i got recked by a hooman last night
a giant p-n-s attached to a would-be law student
sk-nk 1: d-mn girl, my -ss is killing me
sk-nk 2: for realz?
sk-nk 1: h-ll yeah! that hooman performed a murder one on my booty last night
a person who gives off suspicious vibes.
“look at that hooman wearing those hawaiian swim trunks, black tennis shoes, and sports coat.”
“aaaah, oh my god, hooman!”
“dude, did you see that guy that was there last night with really bad b.o.”
“umm yeah, that was so hooman-y of him.”
lady gaga is a hooman.
the tendency to greet or thank someone through prostration with one’s left hand tucked by one’s stomach.
hey, it looks like that guy is bent over and holding his stomach like he’s about to throw up. – no, he’s just busting a hooman.
filthy stinking creatures on this floating ball of filth. they will all tremble before the mighty squid army.
ooorah!!
squid away!
“i sucked the juice from the wiggly hooman”
“they are silly. aaaarrrhhh”
a tempermental, highly emotional auditor that has not yet realized the ramifications of gaining so much weight.
girl one: what happened to that dude?
girl two: he pulled a hooman, let him go.
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