hoop

(1) to insert a high note or series of high notes, during a special time in a gospel song – either during a music break or at the end of a leader’s solo/lead in a fast last paced song; using vibrato – usually sang by a mean ole soprano but can be sang by anyone. (great hopsel choirs usually have about 2-3 tenors that can hit the high notes as well)

(2) when a preacher begins to get deep in his/her sermon that he/she often begins to growl, take heavy deep breaths in between statements (also called a tune-up)
(1) “did you hear that tenor hit that high hoop at the end of that verse?! it was perfect! sound like james hall and wap’s tenors.”

(2) “rev. smith started hooping and tore up the church….tuned up the whole song!”
to play basketball; to play a game of basketball
we bout to go hoop, dog!
basketabll.
“let’s play sum hoops.”
your -rs-hole
ah f-ck not again, said lord edge as he found a gerbil up his hoop
to stick a drug up your -ss for the purpose of byp-ssing the bodies filtration organs (liver, kidney) and introduce the drug directly into the blood stream in order to heighten the effects.
slinky hooped a handfull of bombs last weekend.
hoops is the act of licking the circ-mference of an -n-s.
to give hoops or a hoop job –

i gave sally some hoops last night and she went wild
ringpiece, sphincter, -rs- ring
you can lick my hoop son!
hoop earrings usually worn by latinas and jersey girls with killer tans. these are also very popular among the russian girls in ten inch heels at the hair salon who say terrible things about you amongst themselves while they wash your hair! southern white girls are too ‘preppy’ to wear these and wouldn’t be caught dead in them!

see: snooki takes off her big -ss hoop earrings to fight
hannah: hey chelsea did you check out the hoops on the new girl?

chelsea: o gosh, i know! she must not be from around here! we better watch out or she just might pull a snooki on our -sses!

hannah: tell me about it! ughhh!!!