Hoop Drawer


someone who can’t bring themselves to jump through hoops for carrots. instead they draw their own hoops. these people are typically found in upper management, or in the creative department being sh-t upon j-zz money.
he’s a hoop drawer, or as he puts it. he earned his degree between two pints of america’s finest lager.

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