Hoopology
the exact science of comparing the radius and circ-mference of a girls hoop earrings versus how open the girl is to having s-x with a black man. the larger the hoops the more willing. large hoops may warn white men that they are incapable of the kind of blatant ignorance and disrespect to get with such a woman.
the scientific formula is as follows:
if ,radius = r circ-mference =c
then c(2r – 1n) = total wh-r-
basic hoopology would tell you that the girl at the grocery store, wouldn’t give me the time of day because i don’t look like jay z, my pants aren’t low enough , i don’t have a gold tooth, and i refuse to put a gun to her head to ask her out.
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