hooshirt
that awkward moment when you take your sweater or hoodie off, but your shirt comes up as well and people see your naked chest.
“please hold down my shirt so i don’t do a hooshirt in front of the cl-ss.”
“nah, you’ll get all the girls’ attention.”
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