Hoosier slide
the act of pulling out into traffic in front of a fast moving vehicle when traffic is very light, forcing it to brake hard or other take evasive maneuvers. usually performed by piece of sh-t pick-up trucks pulling onto a highway from a country road, but this is not a requirement.
cletus, on his way to buy a lottery ticket and a pack of smokes,pulled a hoosier slide on me at 5:30am this morning making me lock my brakes in panic so i didn’t rear end him. i was the only car on the highway at the time.
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