hoosifer
a name given to anyone who’s last name may be vanhoose and is directly related to satan himself.
vanhoose: give me your soul so i may digest it, my lord satan has crowned me the queen of evil, bow to me minion!
me: d-mn hoosifer. a bit tense today?
vanhoose: no why?
me: no reason. how would you like a welding rod to snack on?
vanhoose: sounds delicious.
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