Hoosy-Footin
when a chick takes a large amount of time to complete a simple task.
d-mn that b-tch is really hoosy-footin around fetching our beers!
i can’t take it, my wife is really hoosy-footin around about bl-wj-b night!
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when engaged in s-xual intercourse, one partner burns the hairs on the others’ genitals with a lighter or a match. usually the only the kinky couples do this. guy: aye bro why you walking so funny? other guy: my lady gave me the old turkish blowtorch last night. guy: d-mn.
- turn you on
getting someone to feel h-rny that naked picture i took for you in the shower will really turn you on!
- Turtle Bang
the act of throwing a ho on a bed and covering her with a blanket leaving only her head or -ss exposed and following up with a swift banging of the exposed orifice. d-mn my back is killing me from turtle bangin that ho from the bar last night.
- Turtle Knock
when two p-n-s heads touch together. this most commonly happens during a threesome via an act called “double penetration” when two males accidentally pull out at the same time and knock the tips of their p-n-ses together. “hey bro, i didn’t mean to turtle knock you last night, it was a total accident.”
- twat fairy
a fairy that comes once a girl loses her virginity, and only at night. she puts a d-ld- under her pillow. linda lost her virginity last week and got a black d-ld- from the tw-t fairy. holy sh-t!