hootch
slang term used for any hard liquor, such as whiskey. most often used when refering to cheap liquor, the kind one might drink from a bottle in a paper bag.
” i want to get drunk off my -ss tonight. p-ss me that bottle of hootch! ”
a poorly designed alcoholic beverage made with pitiful equipment, inappropriate ingredients, and suspect sanitation. always homemade, although some fruit-flavored beers are almost bad enough to qualify.
dude 1: “that fizzling pot contains the next batch o’ hootch”
dude 2: “shouldn’t you put a lid on that stuff?”
a nickname for a person who is “kick-ss”, “bad-ss”, or “a crazy mother f-cker”.
hootch is crazy
a variation of the term, “hootchie”, meaning a female that dresses or acts like a ho. if you are questioning weather or not your homegirl is a hootch, ask yourself these simple questions:
1) every time this beeyotch comes around your crib or near your husband, is she wearing low cut shirts so her tig ol bitties are bouncin everywhere and/or jeans so tight she straight has a camel toe?
2) is this b-tch always surrounded by a group of n-gg-s, even though she is married?
if you said ‘yes’ to either of these questions, you might want to reconsider who you kick it with, and never let that stank -ss gutta b-tt triflin wh-r- around your husband/fiancee/boyfriend anymore.
look at that hootch, flirtin with my husband. i’m gonna knock that b-tch in the back of her throat with a godd-mn hammer.
1.(a)a makeshift shanty erected from bamboo and fig leaf`s to form a roof. (b)a nasty smelly c-nt. (c)booze,usualy homemade.
mudcake was f-cked up from drinking so much hootch,he could hardly make it back to the hootch.then, some hootch was trying to snag his wallet.
a verb, used in cooking, to stir a thick liquid or stir thick contents into one another.
when making chili, you open all your cans (corn, beans, tomatoes) shake in the spices and hootch it round.
when making cheese grits, you hootch the cheese into the grits until it melts.
sk-nk at work,sl-t who takes care of most of themale population in the tri-state area.girl wh-r- that is known to like guzzling c-m and other body fliuds on a nightly basis.
the hootch(lisa)at work has taken plenty of man meat in her time.
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