Hootfinckle
(hoot-fin-kel)
-adjective
1. one who care deeply for owls: hootfinckler
-noun
2. an act or gesture expressing affection toward owls.
-verb
3. to touch, stroke, etc., lightly, as if in affection
4. to treat an owl with favor, kindness, etc.
5. to have s-x with an owl: b-st–lity.
brian’s pet owl likes to be hootfinckled.
keith likes to hootfinckle his owl.
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