Hootie Period
hootie period (who-tee peer-ee-uhd) n. the time in which “country girls”, exclusively date black men. these women typically experience this between the ages of 18 & 25 but have been known to do so well into their golden years. these tend to fluctuate sporadically, depending on the privilege & status levels of said “country girl”. not to be confused with the s-xual move/position, in which a large black man deflowers a little woman whilst wearing a cowboy hat & -ss-less chaps.
billie jo: “didja see mary ann and her new cowboy troy yesterday? she getta bigger one ev’ry six months!”
laurel: “oh, she jus goin’ thru her hootie period. ma’ma just ended hers after tyreese was born.”
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