hootsnatch
1. (noun) a tooting v-g-n-. known for its stealth and high-flexibility. (often used in sibling banter.)
2. (noun) a stolen moment of comic relief. a circ-mstance under which one cannot laugh, but sneaks an unheard giggle.
(often used when others laugh, surrept-tiously, at another’s misfortune.)
3. (verb) the act of taking something with a shriek then running away.
1. see you later, hootsn-tch. you’re such a hootsn-tch. i can’t believe that hootsn-tch.
2. cara and anne had a hootsn-tch when their boss p-ssed her pants.
3. that broad hootsn-tched my money!
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