Hoovering

1. v. to vacuum a floor or rug ;

2. v. being manipulated back into a relationship with threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. relationship manipulation often -ssociated with individuals suffering from personality disorders like borderline personality disorder or narcissistic personality disorder ;

3. v. excessive consumption as in drug or alcohol use ;

4. v. s-xual term describing oral stimulation of the p-n-s, v-g-n-, or r-ct-m ;

5. n. derogatory term for taking advantage of others by taking more food, drugs, beverages, than paid for or borrowing things and rarely returning them.
1. i was hoovering the second floor bedrooms and hall!
2. after i broke up with my girlfriend, she tried hoovering me back!
3. last night, blake was hovering the cocaine as usual!
4. last night was great, tanya was hoovering me all night!
5. alicia is hoovering her brother this weekend.
the act of moving food from its current location to the mouth by means of suction and/or slurping.
joe doe was hoovering his dinner from the plate after he broke his only utensil.
to consume a whole beverage in one gulp or eat food in the fewest bites as possible with out chewing.
jim was hoovering down several 22 ounce beera at the bar last night in one gulp.
melanie was in a pms moment and was hoovering down a piece of cake in two bites last time i saw her.
to have an abortion
she got pregnant but dacided to get hovered.
to snort a powdered drug such as cocaine
he was hoovering an eight ball every day and had to get his nose cauterized.
a s-xual practice in which the p-n-s is inserted either partially or fully in the v-g-n-, but no thrusting is allowed. the rationale being that as long as no thrusting or movement occurs the act is not considered intercourse, thus maintaining virginal status and/or keeping one’s number of s-xual partners low. this is reportedly popular among christian youth.
she told me we couldn’t have s-x, but she was down for hoovering!
i think julie meant “hoovered” as in vacuum-clean-er’d as in sucked-out.

the lazy trollop’s contraceptive.
she got pregnmant by accident so got herself hoover’d to make room for the next accident.