Hop-walking
a way to talk about skipping without sounding like a fairy.
gay version (skipping):
guy 1: dude, after i beat that guy up i skipped down the street.
guy 2: that’s gay.
straight version (hop-walking):
guy 1: dude, i found a really cute pair of shoes today! and i hop-walked all the way home in them!
guy 2: bro, nice!
-fist b-mps-
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