Hopeless lerp
an individual who, despite deciding to take on an enormous workload, insists upon avoiding any and all responsibility, and still expects success.
teacher: “okay, how many of you were hopeless lerps and forgot your course objective sheet?”
-twelve hands-
teacher: -exasperated sigh-
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