hopped up on the bean


the emotional boost to a man’s mood after he gets access to a female’s bean, or cl-toris. usually lasting 1 to 3 hours.
hey, why’s bill so happy today?
his girlfriend just got back in town, so he’s probably hopped up on the bean.
hyper caffeinated after drinking one too many cups of coffee in the morning
dude at work: yo, wtf is up with allen? he is wired for sound this morning!

other dude at work: he drank that whole pot of coffee, now he’s hopped up on the bean.

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