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• wank cone

  a random item or object that can be -j-c-l-t-d into and can hold the sperm. “ah look , a can of c-ke ! that would make a great w-nk cone for today” “oh ! a ice lolly wrapper, what a great w-nk cone that will make”

• friboo

  the opposite of friyay. when bad times happen on a friday. woke up to the news trump is pulling u.s.a out of the paris climate agreement and my 13 week old is teething #friboo.

• climb a dick

  a different way of telling someone to get majorly f-cked, the implication being that the d-ck in question is so big they need a grappling hook to climb it. hey -sshole, go climb a d-ck!

• looking me up and down

  checking you out these -ssholes keep looking me up and down

• chill your bones

  calm down. give it a rest. take a breather. a: i can’t wait for the dinner to arrive. b: alright luv, chill your bones!

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