horatio-caining
to say something deeply underwhelming in a profound way and immediately following the statement with a melodramatic gesture; not unlike how in all the show’s opening scenes, csi: miami’s lead character horatio caine (played by david caruso) usually makes an anticlimactic statement, slowly slides his aviator sungl-sses on, and looks off into the distance.
that guy is always horatio-caining any chance he gets! he’s always waiting for the right moment to drop a single sentence he’s been sitting on all cl-ss and then to slowly take off his gl-sses and stare out the window.
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