Horcoffing
verb: someone who got a sweet contract, collecting a big check without doing any work.
since it’s a legal contract, the person doesn’t have to even pretend to work.
john ,at the end of the hall, is horcoffing all the way. i wish i was a horcoffer, i am working like a dog out there making way less money.
other uses:
noun: matt is a horcoffer. he is just waiting, doing nothing till the contract is up.
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