horizontal dustbuster
while performing oral on a woman, of atleast 60 years or older, you blow into her v-g-n- as if you’re trying to inflate her like a balloon
johnny: hey david what were you doing at my grandma’s place?
david: i was giving her a horizontal dustbuster and now you’re wrote out of the will
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