horizontal hide-and-seek
imagine it. you are playing hide-and-seek lying down, horizontally. what is hiding and what is peeking? something’s hiding somewhere then peeking out (or peeking in). go try it out and you’ll figure it out.
i’ll teach you some advanced techniques in horizontal hide-and-seek.
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