Horizontally Challenged


an overweight person.
i’m sick of being horizontally challenged, it’s time to get a gym membership around here!
a large fat f-ck that is literally challenged to walk. he usually wobbles as he creates m-ssive earthquakes upon his m-ssive kankles. usually a horizontally challenged person whether it be a guy or girl smells like sh-t because they do not wash under their rolls or t-tties.
rosie o’donnell is horizontally challenged.
the inability to get laid.
condoleezza rice is so horizontally challenged, it’s not funny.

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