Hormeling
the act of consuming hormel chili rice and beans for the sole purpose of p–ping cairns along the trail during a dukeneering expedition. duke should be in a triangular composition so it can be used for navigation.
jim was too busy hormeling to take in the views on the hike last week. his efforts were appreciated as the snow was deep on the return trip and those hormel cairns sure saved the day.
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