Hormones
it’s what makes girls different from boys, in many freaky and disturbing ways. hormones give girls b–bs and guys d-cks. they make us h-rny and s-xually active, which is why it is cut into the two fitting words “wh-r-” and “moans”. makes senses, doesn’t it though?
every girl and boy was born with a special gift: hormones
female hormones make them have mood swings…they can be all happy and then be moody as h-ll in a minute.
male hormones make guys act like total plebs, and enlargen the ego.
moans of the wh-r-
i can hear your hormones from over here.
what a prost-tute does when you don’t pay her!
i had s-x with a hooker last night and didn’t pay her. you should have heard that hormone!
short for “pulling a hormone.” it’s when an important person in a clan (mainly a leader) abandons their clan during a run in to save his/her own pixels.
“man we’re owning anxiety… wtf… hormone just left maze and abandoned his clan… oh well, more pixels for us!”
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