Hornbeek
three months after your wife gives birth and begins to loose that baby belly she goes out and buys a new dress. when she asks you how she looks your response is ” you lost some of that baby belly but your not ready for that dress yet! ” immediately you realize that you will be living a life of celibacy for the next three months.
brian’s old lady bought a new dress the other day and he pulled a hornbeek when she asked him how it looked. looks like he will be waxing his own pole for the next couple months , poor b-st-rd.
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