horning
verb: to be h-rny in the morning; to be mentally or physically aroused before getting out of bed. non-gender specific term, so both men and women can engage in horning.
look at my roommate with a huge stiffy under his sheets… he is totally horning this morning! instead of getting out of bed in the morning, she decided to lay there a few extra minutes horning over the boy she met that weekend.
demonstrating your intention and desire to perform a carnal act with one or more members of the s-x to which you are most attracted.
did you see charlie talking to linda and that hen do party she was with? he was really horning at them.
horning – verb. the act of using a shofar (ram’s horn) to wake up, surprise, or spook an otherwise unsuspecting victim. popularized in a viral video uploaded to the web in january 2013.
“we tried horning kim last night, but we laughed too much and she heard us.”
“dude, we could barely f-ckin breathe after we horned jordan last night, we were laughing so much. i think he was convulsing so hard that his synapses were fried.”
horning
verb, horninged, horning, noun
to b-mp your unicorn protuberance into various objects or persons, usually affectionately.
that was a great horning, charlie!
receive a m-ssage from a ‘horned’ animal
i like horning best when sitting by the pool receiving a m-ssage from a rhino
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