hornjob


when animals that have horns rub each others genitails with their horns to increase their excitement
the dinasours started to give each other horn-jobs because they were feeling really rambunctious
1. a term in the brony fandom that refers to the act of a pony sucking on a unicorn’s horn, s-xually or not.

2. any work done to a unicorn’s horn (such as filing).
whenever rarity goes to the spa, she gets a hornjob as part of the package.
a person who hasn’t had intercourse in a while and is feeling excessively rambunctious.
“rah bredda stop chirpsing me! your such a hornjob!”

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