hornswaggle
a comical word to be used in place of “con” “jip” “cheated”.
“that salesman hornswaggled us out of 500 dollars”
when one pinches their receiving partners nose while performing oral s-x
my breathing hasn’t been the same since she hornswaggled me last night.
to wiggle one’s fingers under someone else’s chin while yelling out “hornswaggle!”
stoner number 1: hey, stoner number 2, look over there! (points to the right)
stoner number 2: what? where? (looks to the right)
stoner number 1: (stealthly hornswaggles stoner number 2) hornswaggle!!!
a term used in place of words like “rubbish”, “bl–dy h-ll”, or “yeah right”. invented by elizabeth t. and spread throughout the earth.
jeff told me he was with his girlfriend last night, but i know it to be naught but hornswaggle. i saw him giving that man a bj.
another word for p-n-s
my girlfriend likes playing with my hornswaggle!
when a woman(or gay man) invites a man to their home under the pretext of a friendly hang out, but with their subtext being, “i’m gonna f-ck that guy.”
sweetie, i went to hang out with sarah and she jumped me.
that b-tch tried to hornswaggle you?! i never trusted her.
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