horny cowboy


a man with an abundance of joy in his pants. men named matt are often defined as such. favorite positions are cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. let the women ride until they’re warm through before they hop off the saddle.
did you see matt the other day? yeah he’s a h-rny cowboy!! that girl would not get off his saddle.

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