horny goat weed
a time-tested aphrodisiac that increases libido in men and women, and improves erectile function in men. known also as epimedium or yin yang huo, h-rny goat weed was first described in ancient cl-ssical chinese medicinal texts.
this h-rny goat weed is helping me shoot more s-m-n when i -j-c-l-t-.
you take goat p–ps and dry them and smoke that sh-t uppp, and it gives you the craziest erection youve ever had!! youll be f-ckin cars after you smoke this sh-t!
my mom smoked this h-rny goat weed she found in my dresser and she got a b-n-r bigger than mine!
h-rny goat weed is an ingredient in some kind of energy drink. this specific spice, if you wanna call it that, is used to make goats h-rny so that they breed. i think it’s one of the main ingredients in monster or one of those well liked energy drinks. read the labels people!!!
no wonder my friend was h-rny after he drank that monster, there’s h-rny goat weed in it!!!
weed like substance used to enrage the hormones of goats
erik’s goats we not making baby goats so i bought him some h-rny goat weed.
the stuff jess and chelsea stole from rite aid.
omg! the censor just went off because we stole h-rny goat weed!
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