horny hobbit
a person of small stature who is perpetually bent on s-xual intercourse
“d-mn, that little guy sure is bent on getting some p-ssy!”
“yeah, he’s such a h-rny hobbit”
1 more definition
one of limited size who has a rather larger than normal attraction to sheep loving farmer girls.
1. she mings, only the h-rny hobbit would bang her!
2. aka simon wade
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