horny potato
the “69” s-xual position, but instead of pleasuring each other’s genitals, they pleasure each other’s r-ct-ms.
“i caught my parent’s giving each other the h-rny potato last night”
Read Also:
- hot lunchbox
where cling film is placed in the mouth of a man/woman, while a man takes a steaming sh-t into their mouths, then receives oral s-x in his own sh-t. yum phwooar that smells like sh-t, it is sh-t, oh good.
- house crazy
attire not fitting for others to see; the disheveled or careless way way one looks, dresses, or smells, when home alone, fiddling around the house, with no witnesses; the stereotypical way the homeless or insane asylum inmates are portrayed; completely incognizant of one’s appearance, or how one appears to others; the way one looks when […]
- Buffet Juggernaut
an individual that cannot be stopped at any buffet. he is feared by restaraunt owners for his ability to destroy profitability. the restaraunt owners new they were going to lose money when the buffet juggernaut walked through the door. you leave now! you been here for hour!
- Quitsies
to quit a game completley i called quitsies when i was losing in basketball a strong feeling of quiting your job. it is an ailment that is also contagious. i’m really feeling the quitsies today.
- Huckaphile
someone with an irrational love and adoration, bordering on worship of republican presidential candidate mike huckabee. tyler helton, who celebrates mike’s upset victory in iowa as a third winter holiday, is a huckaphile.