horny toad
1. a person who desperately wants s-x, but is never gonna get any because they are ugly or have some other undesirable characteristics.
“you’re a freaking h-rny toad! just go jerk off or something, and get over it!”
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a male that is usually h-rny about 24/7 to be exact. constantly daydreams about s-xual fantasies. usually named alfred. like to seduce mexican women. once seduced he turns back into a toad
there goes that h-rny toad
when two men sit down facing each other and tried to m-st-rb-t- into the others mouth, by projectile -j-c-l-t–n. like frogs trying to catch flies.
those two guys were rumored to play h-rny toads last night when they got drunk!
someone whos always looking for s-xual stimulation regardless of selection…
john: hey did you see that girl d-mn i’d like to f-ck her.
sam: dude you don’t even know her!
john: i don’t care i’d still f-ck!
sam: your such a h-rnytoad
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