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  material resembling male -j-c-l-t- (i.e. s-m-n). not to be confused with cement-tious material. correct: i left some s-m-nt-tious material in your mom’s birth c-n-l last night. incorrect: i can’t tell if that is drywall or plaster so let’s just call it s-m-nt-tious material.

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• hot bort

  n. – an ejaculent in the pants v. – to bust a nut in your pants, generally used to refer to a premature -j-c-l-t–n. murky’s pants were laden with hot bort shortly after he got an erection. as soon as jack saw katie he hot-borted in his jorts.

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