Horrendii
a sequence or chain of horrendous events
” me f-ckin bird f-cked off with me mate & i’m gutted because i can’t go for a bevvy with the c-nt now,so i scored a quarter of yeyo and decided to ring a ho to see if she’d be into getting f-cked up with me and eventually ride her. she f-cks me off too. so i’m driving at break-neck speed with bits of white still stuck around my nose area when i get pulled over by traffic coppers in an 850 volvo. they rumble me for not having a license and being wired to f-ck. they make me wear plazzy overalls in the jail cell and i’m due in court on monday and its only friday night and i’m here to stay, f-ck me this is horrendii “
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