horse finger
noun.
a horse finger is just what it says it is: a horse’s finger, but if you have ever seen a horse; you would know that horses have no fingers, and that horse fingers don’t exist. which is why it is used as an insult, because if you call someone a horse finger you’re saying that they are essentially nothing.
person 1: you’re a loser, a zero, a n-body.
person 2: yeah, well you’re a horse finger
a person who uses only two fingers (usually the indexes) to type. as a result, typing is haphazard and typos often occur. using horsefingers is also accompanied by a ‘tap tapping’ similar to that of a horses shoes.
“man that guy has horsefingers”
“omg horsefingers”
“ahh horsefingers?!?”
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