horse girl
1. a very annoying female that loves horses and talks about horses all the f-cking time. she draws horses on her binders, dreams about horses, and even has s-x with horses.
that f-cking horse girl could not stop talking about a f-cking horse jump!
a girl who wears t-shirts with horses on them and tapered denim pants, has really long hair in which they braid and fasten with a scrunchie in the back of their head, will “gallop” on the track during gym cl-ss, is only friends with other girls who like horses and will look down on you because you are not a horse.
the woman i worked for used to be a horse girl, she had an entire wall full of just pictures of her with her horse and always talked about the weekends she would spend riding them.
a girl who owns a horse and/or has her social media profile picture set as her and her horse. accuses people of pretending to be “country” on a constant basis. generally emotionally unstable and all around insane.
dude that girl at the show last night was cute.
nah man she added me on facebook… she’s a horse girl.
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