Horse Jockey’s Boot
1)dilapidated, engorged membranous tissue forming the external covering or integument of a v-g-n-.
2)reflects a pliable pelt-like substance adhering to a womans loins.
1)rumor had spread that maria’s horse jockey’s boot was the largest external appendage in the benton county area on a female wh-r-.
2) in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the horse jockey’s boot sleeps tonight…
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