Horse Magic
has origins in northwest ohio but is believed to be from the india “magic horse”.
often times takes place or can be seen and felt whenever the ratio of rookie to veteran is stable at 1 to 1.
in times of great intensity, one can feel the horse magic.
any fast magic. as horses are fast.
“what’s up with all the rookies and veterans? the ratio is like 2 to 1. there’s zero chance for any horse magic!”
rookie: how the heck did you wind up on the ceiling?
veteran: horse magic.
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