horsecock johnson
nickname for a guy with a huge p-n-s.
duder 1: “oh you’re italian for real? d-mn dude it must be pretty big then.”
duder 2: “oh you know it. it’s like 9 inches doggy.”
duder 1: “oh snap! you straight up horsec-ck johnson!”
duder 2: “i love you americans.”
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