Horsefag
(n.) – a mildly autistic male who tends to be that guy. typically hangs out with girls who are significantly younger than him; but, remains a virgin until late in life. extremely socially awkward and makes out with girls after they’ve given cooler and less socially awkward males dome.
male friend 1: hey man, i think our friend is a horsef-g. he has to at least have aspergers or something.
male friend 2: yeah man probably, he made the most horsef-g faces after he ruined our beach party.
male friend 1: i think we should get him tested.
horsef-g: i’m right here guys.
male friend 2: shut the f-ck up garrett.
unlucky female: hey i just blew a popular football player with a big d-ck. anyone here want to makeout for a little?
horsef-g: yeah brah, i’m game.
unlucky female: ok, but you’re mildly autistic so keep your hands where i can see them.
a horse that smokes f-gs
can also be an ugly gay man
can be a term as to how high someone is on drugs
scottish
horsef-g!
i m right horsef-ged out my face
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